Keep calm and drink Milo.

Inutusan ako ng nanay ko na magpalobo ng 60 balloons para sa party ng kapatid ko mamaya. Ngalay na ang panga ko kakaihip at masakit na kamay ko kakabuhol.

Langya. Yung isa pumutok pa sa kamay ko. Kulay pink ampota.

Kapag tumuntong na kayo ng college at di suspendido ang klase kahit may bagyo, panigurado isusumpa niyo din ang CHED.

-a barangay of the philippine municipality Roxas in the province Palawan in MIMAROPA which is part of the Luzon group of islands. The municipality Roxas with a population of about 51,084 and its 31 barangays belongs to the partly urban areas in the Philippines. Tinitian had 1,539 residents by the end of 2007.

Here are other examples of unusual names of barangays, towns and cities:

1. In Laguna 2 towns next to each other, Anos and Bayog. So when asked where Bayog is: “Paglagpas mo sa Anos, makikita mo na ang Bayog.”
2. In Malate: Barangay Kabantutan.
3.  In Cebu, a town called Baklayon.
4. In Pandi, Bulacan: Barangay Masuso.
5. A town in Tarlac is called Dara Bulbul.
6. In Bocaue: Right after Pogi Street, you’ll find Kalye Buntisan.
7. In Infanta: Barangay Katamblingan.
8. In Palauig, Zambales: Barangay Titi-on
9. Bisa, Sorsogon: Barangay Ticol.
10. Sexmoan, Pampanga.
11. There’s a barangay in Batangas called: Barangay Walang Balahibo Ibaba.
12.  In SM Fairview, there’s a jeepney going to Bigte. So the barker goes: “Sinong magbi-Bigte diyan, sakay na!”
13. In Imus, Cavite, Barangay Buhay na Tubig is right beside Barangay Matinding Araw.
14. In Guagua, you’ll find Barangay Bading.
15. Barangay Kaybagal, in Tagaytay.
16. Lasingan Town, in Quirino.
17. In Tarlac: Barangay Mapuke.
18. In San Narciso, Quezon: Sapang Matae (people call it SM for short).
19. In Lucban, Quezon: Barrio Latiti.
20. In Nueva Ecija: Barangay Maestrangkikay.
21. In Camiguin, Barangay Ma-ipis is next to Barangay Bangag.
22. In Batangas: Barrio Makeke.
23. Sisters of Mary Convent, Brgy. Pulong Diablo, Antipolo Rizal.
24. We live in Sitio Supot, next to Sitio Matae.
25. In Bataan: Barangay Bayag Kabayo.
26. In Calamba: Barangay Tulo.
27. In Imus, Cavite: Barrio Tansang Luma.
28. Pasong Kabayo is right next to Pulong Ebak.
29. In Aurora: Barangay Pulong Puki.
30. In Leyte: Barangay Kapukian and Barangay Cantutang.
31. In Lucena: Barangay Tampalpuke.

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